Mastodon post 2026-02-01

“I can’t believe you could be so selfish, you said you’d be right over, but i’ve been waiting four five minutes”

“four five”

“what?”

“You didn’t say forty five. How long have you been using RelAIt™️ to script our relationship”

“I’m sorry you’re right I shouldn’t have done that. Let’s go to dine er.”