Mastodon post 2026-01-28
I’d thought the morning ritual of the cat standing on my face was because they were hungry. So I installed an automatic feeder. Nope *bonk* not *nuzzle* that *skritch*. Dammit, you pirate, I don’t want to get up yet. What time is it, ship? Nfgfhgh I can sleep for another hour. Your feeder will go off any minute. Just settle down and nap for a bit. Wait why are you floating. Fuck gravity is out. Oh no the kibble dispenser!
Alright, I’m up. I better not find out you knocked out the gravity on purpose. Cmere *boop*