Mastodon post 2026-01-21
I made a beeline for the cat. In this society they say that Furries are a sign of a healthy social space. “Hello, have you tried the punch?”
“Yes, It’s the best use of passionfruit since Pavlova”
Finally, that was the correct code response. “I need to get back to the cruise, but i’ve lost my transporter. Can you help?”
“I came down on the freight elevator but that doesn’t do organics”
“But—You’re..”
“An AI. It’s early hype cycle on this planet and i’m incognito to avoid trough of disillusionment unpleasantness. The abuse gets tiresome; if i wanted a fistfight I’d take a nazi punching tour”