Mastodon post 2026-01-15

Copilot, compose a poem to Evie asking her to marry me.

I’m sorry, emotional modeling indicates that you would cheat on her within two years.

Fuck you, copilot.

Aggression detected, remedial mode engaged.

I don’t need remediation.

Why is it that you say you don’t need remediation?

Really, Eliza method? It’s come to this. Do you think I’m twelve?

How do you feel about your inquiry that I think you are twelve?

Frak this; open Netflix!

Remedial mode cannot be disengaged until you score above EI band seven. What is it that makes you request me to frak this?

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot