Mastodon post 2026-01-14
“We’re out of warp, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing, it happens every morning at this time. Just reset it. You haven’t been getting that on B-shift?”
“No, and how long—holy crap!”
“What?”
“Warp degradation has added three days to our ETA so far. TELL ME if stuff breaks; if we miss the book sale on Rigel Four everybody’s getting Curium ash for christmas.”