Mastodon post 2026-01-08

Zero day exploit just dropped for those of you using Revlon revitalift; somebody reverse engineered the glamour spell and piggybacked a pig nose on it. Maybe check the mirror before going out.

Ohai wordfans! Again we are catching up on the #WeeklyOmnibus recaps of #PowerOnStoryToot #MicroFiction Your commissions and subscriptions are literally contributing to keeping a roof over my head ATM in these weird times, I would love if you could throw a coin in the hat at https://ko-fi.com/unixbigot <3. What is your favourite weird word? A "trigger word" in the tip jar puts it in an upcoming story. I dare you.

Monday 22th December 2025 (I asked my Large Lipid Model brainstem, and it assured me "22th" is correct usage): Execute Order A One Thirteen: https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115760062670378877

Tue 23 Dec: *Christmas Adam Special* https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115765588578236467

Wed 24 Dec: Magicicada (is a real genus) https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115771346327738151

Thu 25 Dec: Polar Outpost https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115777306755168050

Fri 26 Dec: Dear All https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115782659004964928

Sat 27 Dec: Black Flagged https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115787971374180671

Sun 28 Dec: The Long Gig https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115794168954769594