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Mastodon post 2025-12-25

‷This must be the place, Captain; it’s the only planet within range of the chronometric polarizer drive in the kind of lifeboat that was missing from the wreck.‴

❝Any sign of the survivors?❞

‷The planet is borderline habitable, if they dug in under the ice caps they could possibly have evaded the worst of the heat.‴

❝Amplify spectral flux and check for distress signals.❞

‷Yes Ma’am—Got it! I’m picking up weak collimated neutrino transmissions. ‴

❝Where?❞

‷Everywhere! It’s the natives, they appear to have crude antennas erected in many of their dwellings.‴

❝Ridiculous, thats far beyond their technology. Unless…❞

‷Unless what? Uh, Unless what, Captain?‴

❝Scan for chronometric drive exhaust. I calculate that if you collected solar plasma at the pole you could power the lifeboat for about one suborbital flight every planetary year.❞